Bernanke offers 10 funny tips to grads

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Monday, June 03, 2013

CNN: Ben Bernanke offered ten funny life suggestions in his commencement speech to Princeton undergrads.

9) On choosing a partner: "Remember that physical beauty is evolution's way of assuring us that the other person doesn't have too many intestinal parasites. Don't get me wrong, I am all for beauty, romance, and sexual attraction --where would Hollywood and Madison Avenue be without them? But while important, those are not the only things to look for in a partner."

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